Kappa Sigma - Epsilon-Alpha

Patrick is a long-time student of the University of Alberta who fears the real world and knows that it one day must be destroyed so that North Korean President Kim Jong Il cannot launch a preemptive nuclear strike on his imagination.

Patrick loves cats, and in his spare time has been working on building a giant cat-apult so he may share his love of felines with the Eastern seaboard. His favourite lures include catnip and small defenseless children.

When Patrick isn't thwarting the forces of evil he can be found yelling at inanimate objects.